These are the nuances:
I’m a card-carrying Pragmatist,
better at studying social media than using it,
50% Midwestern, 50% Southern, and 100% cornfed.
And the unusuals:
I’m a connoisseur of objectively terrible music,
often wonder if I’m too old to resurrect my pink mohawk,
and learned most of my jokes from drag queens. 🏳️🌈